Good pets. Questionable alibis.
Your pet.
Their crime.
Our wanted poster.
Stolen chicken? Shredded sofa? Send us their photo and worst offense. We’ll turn your very recognizable troublemaker into a personalized digital wanted poster.
Launching with the $19 poster · Dogs & cats welcome · Digital only
Household’s most wanted
Cute face. Extensive rap sheet.
*Of being ridiculously lovable.
The Pawfender promise
Actually looks like your pet.
Written around their real mischief.
Featured only with your permission.
From mugshot to masterpiece
Small crime.
Big main-character energy.
Not a random dog in a costume. Your pet’s face, their name, and the very specific thing that earned them a place on the fridge.
Sample charge sheet / 001
SALLY
Wanted for aggravated side-eye
Suspect remains uncooperative.
- 01
Hand over the evidence
Choose a clear photo of your dog or cat. Their face and markings are the important part—not a perfect studio shot.
- 02
Tell us what they did
Share their name and worst offense. Sock laundering, snack theft, midnight zoomies: the more specific, the funnier.
- 03
Meet your most-wanted pet
Get a personalized digital poster plus a ready-to-post social image. Print it yourself, send it to the group chat, or give it to their favorite accomplice.
One pet. One excellent joke.
The Wanted Poster
Our first offer keeps it simple: a personalized pet poster with a charge they absolutely, definitely committed.
- Your pet’s photo, name, and personalized offense
- A clean digital poster for your own printing
- A social image ready for the group chat
Launch offer
$19USD
One personalized digital poster + social image. No subscription. No physical item shipped.
Choose your posterSee the product page for availability, photo submission, and delivery terms before ordering.
First, the poster. Case files and mini crime documentaries are future ideas—not available launch products.
Now accepting suspects
Someone ate the evidence.
We can still make the poster.
You bring the pet. We bring the charges.